date: 11.13.94
age: 14
grade: 09
My name is Johnny Jingle,
I'm the greatest kid on earth!
I've been better than everyone I've met,
ever since my birth!
I can run faster than anyone,
in every kind of race.
They lag behind and eat my dust,
while I laugh in their face.
I'm stronger than the strongest men,
as they all quickly learned.
I threw them in the air so high,
they never even returned.
I'm smarter than the smartest men,
that challenged me for fun.
When they all began their problems,
I was already done!
My brain, my braun, my intellect
there just aren't any better.
I know everything there is to know
even the dictionary, letter for letter.
From math, to science, to current events,
from bugs to basketball.
Facts and fiction are in my head,
I simply know it all.
I'm far better than anyone,
in every single thing.
There's nothing that I cannot do,
I should be crowned a king!
Is there anyone who can challenge me,
without me being greater?
"Hey Johnny, I think I'll challenge you!"
Umm... maybe later!